Lifestyle and Health

To sauti Sol et al

Hoping Nereah is doing fine, I assume that you live with her; it is what any responsible man could do. If you live together, say hi to her for me, and make sure that she takes her IFAS, those tablets are so nauseating I wouldn’t be surprised if she refuses to swallow them. I sincerely hope that you are doing fine; pregnant women can be hard to deal with. If she craves a roasted apple at 3:33am, please don’t tell her that story about killing the nutrients by cooking, just throw away your blankets, light that jiko,  roast that apple for her, and serve it in her favorite platter. You can continue sleeping from 6:05am.
I never wanted to talk about her today, but you see she is pregnant, she is living for her and the little man inside her( I have a strong feeling it will be a boy). Anyway, it is you sauti sol and those two friends of yours( the ones who behave like twins), that I wanted to talk to. Mmh, I don’t know where to start, you know talking about condoms can be a little tough( for an African like me ), but I must tell you this or tomorrow I will hear you asking Winnie why she aborted Kenyatta.
A condom is not something that you buy to keep in your bedroom, you never leave your eyes and your manhood in your bedroom, so you should never walk without them, for you never know the hour when temptation will come calling. It is placed over the glans (the sensitive part of your penis), and the shaft (the part that becomes hard), not over the two swellings around your penis (wink). A condom can only be won over an erect penis (did you know that sauti sol?). it is only effective when used from the start to the end of each sex act, I said each, it doesn’t matter if you will have sixteen and a half rounds, for those sixteen and a half times, you must wear a condom. Did you hear that luhya men? My friend told me you don’t like that latex sheath.
Remember a condom protects you from HIV and other sexually transmitted infections, besides preventing you from getting into this situation you are in with Nereah. Trust me condoms do not interfere with the sensitivity. I know it is cumbersome especially for those people who live in areas with no electricity, lighting the lantern ten times at night to wear the condom, and for those whose erections last for seconds to two minutes (the erection ends just after they have won the condom), but as long as you are not married to that girl, you need to use that condom, it is the only way of making sure that you remain clean because, you can never be sure that no one else enters her besides you.

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Doreen Saringi

Hey there, welcome. I am Dr. Oyunge. Books are my second love and writing is my third. Once I take off my white coat, I pick my pen.

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Elly

Nyc piece

sheila
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sheila

Congratulations bro..you doing well

bonfacesagini
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Love this story and all the best to Nerea

saringin
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Yep….poor nereah

Ronedion
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This is funny, well written Doreen.

saringin
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Thanks Rono….remember to share

Ronedion
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Okay, I will.

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molyna Molly

Hahaha nice

saringin
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Dont forget to share

nyamwangeo
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brilliant letter….

saringin
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thanks nyamwangeo

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